Buy her one of these:

LG Dare
to replace the Blackberry you just bought her a year ago. You know, the one she promised to pay $30 a month to cover the extra charge. (Which she did – for only 3 months.) The one that she “didn’t like” anymore. The one I’m going to list on Craigslist and see if I can make some of my money back.
But she has been told this is the last phone I am buying her. If she wants to upgrade again, she can get a job and buy it herself.
Now for my new phone:

LG env3
Momma needed a new toy, too.

WOW. Momma has a really cool toy. Sounds great! Only this technically ignorant Momma would never be able to figure out how to use it.
Very cool. I have the most basic cell phone on the planet but plan to treat myself to a new Blackberry next month when I go back to work.
Jebus. I’LL take her Blackberry. You should see the ancient piece of crap I have. It’s Superglued together.
Punk-ass kids.
(Alyx has a MotoQ, but he had to buy it himself, and he pays for the difference in money to have all the bells and whistles smartphone service. I cannot afford his technology addictions. He spends allllllll day on that thing. Texting and Facebooking, anyway– hates using it as an actual phone.)
That’s Shaunna. I she doesn’t call anyone. The only time I see her actually TALK on the phone is when her father or I call.
I’m like a kids with a new toy with my phone. I get Facebook updates all day, I can text like crazy now. Plus, I’ve been able to add addresses to my contacts. I lurve it!
Talking on the phone is so old skool, Jen. We were the last to get the memo.
Love the new toys! It’s about time you got yourself a new phone!!